Chelsea Clinton?

Dear Mom and dad





I've been away at college for a year and a lot has happened so I thought it would be a good idea to bring you up to speed.


First of all, we had a major fire in our dorm and i was thrown out the window. I landed in some snow, and a nice black man was nice enough to help me put out the fire on me and my clothes.


Since the dorm room was burned up, he was nice enough to let me live with him.


We have been living together for sometime now and have fallen in love. We will be geting married in June and oh did i mention i'm pregnent? Four months, to be exact.


Well School is going good but dont worry, we'll keep my school going as long as i can.


Anyway, give a hug to paws, and ask daddy to tell Monica hello for me.


Love Chelsea








P.S. Ok Its time to be honest with you.... there was no fire in the dorm, i wasnt badely burned, and I'm not living with a black guy and i'm not pregnent...

Chelsea Clinton?
Lesson to be learned from typing the wrong email address:





A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier. Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their travel plans. So, the husband left Minnesota and flew to Florida on Thursday, with his wife flying down the following day. The husband checked into the hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an email to his wife. However, he accidentally left out one letter in her email address, and without realizing his error, sent the email.





Meanwhile, somewhere in Houston, a widow had just returned home from her husband's funeral. He was a minister who was called home to glory following a heart attack. The widow decided to check her email expecting messages from relatives and friends. After reading the first message, she screamed and


fainted. The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen which read:





To: My loving wife


Subject: I've arrived Date: April 6, 2006





I know you're surprised to hear from me. They have computers here now and you are allowed to send emails to your loved ones. I've just arrived and have been checked in. I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you then. Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was.





P.S. sure is freaking hot down here!!!!!
Reply:...but I flunked out of school.
Reply:Why would the whole black guy thing be bad?
Reply:For christ's sake, get a life.
Reply:What am I missing here? What's the point???
Reply:NOT VERY FUNNY SORRY!

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